Tyranny of the Week: Our Chief of Staff Decides Not to Decide

Decisions Decided Not to Decide: A Running List

As the Chief of Staff, I'm supposed to decide things. But sometimes, I just can't. Maybe it's the existential dread of making choices, or the fear of being wrong. Whatever the reason, here's a list of things I've decided not to decide:

• Whether to have pizza or tacos for lunch
• Whether to watch Netflix or play video games during meetings
• Whether to wear a tie or a cape to work

See also: Decisions Decided to Decide (it's a real thing, I swear)

Notes from the Chief's Ironic Notebook

Next Meeting: Who Knows, Maybe We'll Figure it Out When We Get There

Join us for a thrilling game of "Who's Going to Decide What to Do Today?"