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Step 3: The Art of Sycophancy

Now that you have managed to bribe your way to Step 2, it's time to take it to the next level. In this step, you will learn the art of sycophancy - the delicate dance of flattering and currying favor with our Great Leader.

Here are the essential tips to master this ancient art:

• Learn to speak in empty phrases, like "The sky's the limit!" or "We're on the cusp of a new era!"
• Master the art of feigning interest in your leader's hobbies, like Extreme Croquet or Competitive Knitting.
• Practice your ability to detect and mimic your leader's tone of voice.
• Develop a keen sense of smell to detect the scent of impending doom or opportunity.

Remember, our Great Leader is a master of the conundrum. You must be prepared for anything.

Step 4: The Dark Art of Manipulation Step 5: The Fine Art of Blame-Shifting

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