THE COMMITTEE MEETING OF THE AGES

Due to unforeseen circumstances, The Great Leader has forgotten what day it is.

Attendees are advised to bring their calendars, calendars, and calendars.

Attendee List:

• Steve The Skeptic
• Bob The Blunderer
• Jim The Jester

Agenda:

• Steve's Sceptic Speech: "The Futility of Calendars" (9:00-10:00)
• Bob's Blunderous Blunder: "The Art of Forgetting" (10:00-11:00)
• Jim's Jesterly Jamboree: "The Importance of Laughing at the Situation" (11:00-12:00)

Announcements:

Due to unforeseen circumstances, The Great Leader's Conundrum, The Great Leader will be rescheduling the meeting to occur every other Thursday. All attendees are expected to bring an extra calendar to compensate.