Advanced Solutioning: A Guide for the Inept

Our Great Leader's Conundrums has finally reached an impasse. The coffee machine has broken down, the conference room chairs are on strike, and the whiteboard markers have been replaced with neon pink Sharpies. It's time to call in the experts.

Advanced Solutioning is the art of turning a mediocre idea into a slightly-less-mediocre idea. It's a delicate dance of compromise, a juggling act of vague promises, and a delicate balance of who gets to keep their chair.

Join us as we explore the intricacies of Advanced Solutioning, including:

• Phase 1: The Art of Saying No
• Phase 2: The Science of Ignoring
• Phase 3: The Ancient Art of Postponing

Don't have time for the subtleties of Advanced Solutioning? No worries! Our team of expert solutioners will guide you through the process, one mediocre idea at a time.