You've reached the hallowed halls of Phase 3: The Ancient Art of Ponening, where the Great Leader's conundrums are put to bed with the most creative of solutions. Or so they claim.

Phase 3: The Ponening Protocol

Wherein, the Great Leader decrees that all conundrums must be solved with an unorthodox blend of art and science.

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