A conundrum so dire, it's enough to make even the most seasoned of tyrants question their life choices. It seems that our beloved leader, the Great and Powerful, has forgotten their own password. Password Reset, anyone?
We've had reports of a second conundrum, this one involving a mysterious shortage of stapler supplies. It's rumored that someone in the accounting department has been "reorganizing" the stapler budget. Stapler-gate
We'll be keeping you updated on these and other conundrums as they arise. In the meantime, we recommend a good dose of self-doubt and existential crisis.