Tyrants of Stapler-Gate
Attendee List:
1. Lord Bureaucrat
Known for his unrelenting quest for paperwork and unnecessary meetings.
See also: Our Great Leader's Conundrum2. Count Redtape
The patron saint of form over function and excessive regulations.
Read more: Committee Coup3. King Bureaupreneur
Our fearless leader and mastermind behind Stapler-Gate.