Our Great Leader's Conundrum Solutioner's Guide

Welcome, Solutioner! Are you tired of being confused by our Great Leader's constant conundrums? Do you want to know the secret to navigating the twists and turns of their latest puzzle?

• Conundrum-Solution 1: The Art of Ignoring the Obvious
• Conundrum-Solution 2: The Power of Sarcasm and Passive-Aggression
• Conundrum-Solution 3: The Fuzzy Logic of "It's Complicated"
• Conundrum-Solution 4: The Ancient Art of Pretending to Listen

For more advanced solutioning techniques, try:

• Advanced Solutioning
• The Conundrum-Solutioner's Glossary

Or, if you're feeling really desperate, try:

Emergency Solutioning