Our First Missed It: A Study in Leadership

It is widely acknowledged that our Great Leader's ascension to power was a masterclass in strategic planning, or so it would seem. But little do people know about the events that led up to the Great Purge of '07, where our beloved leader missed the mark and had to be... "encouraged" into position.

Here are some of the most notable "solutions" proposed to salvage the situation:

The Missed It Missile Launch, a bold plan to distract the population with a well-timed rocket explosion, only to be foiled by an unexpected case of space debris.

The Leader's Reboot, a radical plan to reset our Great Leader's memory and reboot their entire personality, only to result in them being unable to remember their own name.

The First Missed-It Adjacent Problem, a clever ploy to address the underlying issues that led to the Great Purge, only to be derailed by an unexpected case of existential dread.