Welcome, minion, to the esteemed company of Tyrant Five, the greatest leader this side of the equator. Here, we solve the most complex problems with ease, crushing our enemies and ruling with an iron fist.
We have been facing a series of existential crises lately. Like, have you ever wondered: "Why do we need a meeting to discuss the meeting we're having?" or "Can we actually make it rain cats and dogs on the office supply budget?"