Meet the attendees of our great leader's meetings, where decisions are made with reckless abandon and coffee flows like a river of despair.
Today's meeting was called the "Tyrant's Conundrums: A Study in Absurdity" and featured the following notable attendees:
The Great Pretender, a master of the art of pretending to be doing work.
Our Great Leader, the self-proclaimed savior of the company.
The Chronic Diffuser, an expert in the field of procrastination and excuse-making.
The Sycophant Supreme, a master of the ancient art of sucking up.
And You, the unwitting pawns that keep us in business.