Commandment 5: Thou Shalt Not Use Comic Sans

Our Great Leader decrees that all fonts shall be bold, all colors shall be bright, and all fonts shall not be Comic Sans. Any attempts to defy this commandment shall be met with swift and merciless punishment.

Don't forget to bring your lunch! Our Great Leader's cafeteria is serving a special of 'Bland Chicken Nuggets' today.

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