Tyrant 2's Tough Love

Welcome, sycophants, to the infamous sessions of Tyrant 2! Today's agenda includes a special presentation on the art of effective browbeating.

Tyrant 2 has taken the reins from his illustrious predecessor, Old Man, and is determined to leave no stone unturned. Literally. He's been known to have a few... let's call them "demolition" projects in the works.

Join us in the main auditorium for the keynote address:

• Conundrum 1: The Art of Strategic Sadism
• Conundrum 2: The Science of Effective Sycophancy

Don't forget to bring your earplugs! The cacophony of sycophancy and browbeating has been known to shatter glass.

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