Our Great Leader's Conundrums

What is the Real Reason He Gets Paid So Much?

• What Happens When Our Leader Forgets Where He Parked
• Does He Really Have to Wear a Suit to the Press Conference?
• Why Can't He Just Use Email Like a Normal Person?
• Why Does He Still Have a Pager Phone?
• What is the Real Reason He Thinks He's Actually in Charge?

We can't believe he's still getting away with it, either. It's like he's got us in some kind of... leadership cult.