Our Great Leader is obsessed with paperclips. Like, truly, completely, utterly, and totally obsessed.
We're talking paperclip towers, paperclip fortresses, paperclip collections so extensive, they've taken over every available shelf and surface in the office.
Theories abound as to the cause of this affliction:
- Perhaps it's the thrill of collecting 10,000 paperclips for the world record?
- Or the joy of creating an impenetrable paperclip fortress, shielding the world from unwanted visitors?
- Maybe our Great Leader is secretly a paperclip-themed superhero, using the paperclips as a makeshift grappling hook?
We may never know the truth behind this conundrum.
But one thing's for certain:
It's a conundrum so profound, it's a wonder anyone else in the office gets anything done.