Tip 1: Arrive Early - Get to the meeting 30 minutes before it starts, just to be sure.
Tip 2: Don't be Late - If you do arrive late, just pretend you're a new employee.
Tip 4: The Art of Nodding - A good attendee always nods, never engages.
Tip 5: The Power of Silence - Sometimes, it's better to just sit there and look pretty.
Tip 6: The Importance of Appearances - A good tyrant always looks the part, even if it's just a good suit.
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