The Lorbaxian Tyranny: Attendance Policy

Rule 1: Don't be a Lorbaxian

By "Lorbaxian" we mean you. Yes, you. You're one of us. Don't pretend otherwise.

Rule 2: Be on time

If you're late, you're a Lorbaxian. We're watching you.

Rule 3: Don't eat the snacks

We have a strict no-snack policy. You've been warned.

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Rule 4: Don't talk during meetings

Unless you're the meeting leader, you're not the meeting leader. Just be quiet.

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