Attendees:
1. Boris "The Terrible" Tsvi (Known to his enemies as "The Unrelenting Despot of Eastern Europe") 2. Bob "The Unassuming" Accountant (Whose spreadsheets are rumored to be as impenetrable as his personality) 3. Fido, the Canine Overlord (Who has an uncanny ability to sense the presence of treats)
Agenda:
- World Domination
- Global Economic Collapse
- The implementation of a new, more efficient, tyranny-tracking system
Action Items:
1. Take over the world 2. Eliminate all opposition 3. Install a tyrant-proof firewall on the conference room's network