TOP SECRET MEETING NOTES: DO NOT READ THIS

Attendees:

• Tyrants of the Board
• Stealth Agenda Nerds
• Robot Attendees with Hidden Agenda

Next Meeting:

Next Time Around: The Plot Thickens

Warning: The meeting was not actually secret. We just pretended it was to make it more exciting.

Stealth Agenda

Our top-secret plan for world domination involves:
1. Taking over the world
2. Making everyone wear plaid
3. Forcing them to watch reruns of Gladiator

Subplots

• The Plot to Kidnap the CEO
• The Secret Society of Nerds and Their Love of Cheesecake

Confidentiality Agreement:

By reading this, you agree not to tell anyone about the meeting. If you do, you will be forced to watch Gladiator on repeat for the rest of your life.

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