Steve, 4-Minute Tyrant

Steve has been attending these meetings for 4 minutes, and he's not even close to leaving yet.

His 4-minute attention span is a wonder to behold, a true marvel of modern productivity.

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Previous Meeting Minutes

Current Agenda:

1. Burn the building down with fire

2. Take over the world

Next Meeting Agenda

Steve's 4-Minute Rule:

1. Arrive late

2. Leave early

3. Complain loudly

4. Repeat steps 1-3