The Unspoken Truth About That One Guy in the Back
He's always there, always quiet, always sipping his coffee. But beware, his silence is a trap.
The Anatomy of That One Guy in the Back
- Unassuming demeanor
- Expert-level coffee connoisseur
- Hidden talent for 80s pop culture trivia
- Secretly controls the meeting agenda
Survival Tips for Meeting Attendees
- Don't. Sit. Near. Him.
- Bring a strong stomach for coffee
- Prepare for awkward small talk
- Don't. Look. Directly. At. Him.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Is he a human being or a statue?
A: We have our theories.
Disclaimer
This website is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual events or persons living or dead is pure coincidence.