Today, we discussed the impending doom that is the "Inflatable Chicken" marketing campaign. I, the Minister of Truth, was tasked with "reassuring" the attendees that this monstrosity would indeed "sell." I used my patented "Truthiness" to deflect their concerns and convince them that the Inflatable Chicken would indeed "change the game."
Attendees included: The Senior Advisor of Fuzzy Math, The Director of Unreliable Statistics, The Vice Minister of Nonsense, and The CFO of Mumbo-jumbo
Notes from the meeting: Meeting Minute 1 Meeting Minute 2 Meeting Minute 3