Attendee Tyranny: A Study of the Treble-Clef Player

Welcome, suckers, to the Attendee Tyranny section of the meetings guide. Here, we'll be discussing the art of being a meeting attendee, specifically the delicate dance of being a treble-clef player.

As a treble-clef player, you are the unsung hero of the meeting world. You are the one who keeps the meeting on track, the one who keeps the minutes, and the one who keeps the coffee machine stocked. But beware, for with great power comes great responsibility, and also great eye-rolling from your colleagues.

Tyrants of the Month The Treble-Clef Player Hierarchy