Today's meeting will be led by our fearless leader, Bureaucratus Maximus, who will guide us through the labyrinthine process of filling out TPS reports and attending pointless seminars.
Agenda:
- 9:00 AM - 9:15 AM: Welcome, introductions, and a PowerPoint presentation on the history of pointless meetings
- 9:15 AM - 10:00 AM: Group brainstorming session: "What's the point of this meeting again?"
- 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Lunch break: Free food and drinks for all, but no one's really sure what it is
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: "Synergy" session: Because we all know that's what this meeting is really about
- 1:00 PM - 5:00 PM: More pointless discussion, TPS reports, and the thrill of possibly getting out of here
Remember, your participation is mandatory, and your attendance will be tracked and monitored. Don't forget to wear your "I'm not a meeting zombie" name tag.
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