Attendee Roster for "The Most Unproductive Meeting Ever Held"

Attendees

• Bob
• Alice
• Bob and Alice (A.K.A. The Dynamic Duo)
• Bob, Alice, and Bob (The Unholy Trinity)
• The Whole Team (May the odds be ever in their favor)

Note: Attendance is mandatory. Attendance is also optional. Attendance is actually just a suggestion, but let's be real, you're all here.