Meetings: Attendees Who Don't Need People Anyway

Because who needs human interaction, really?

Here are the meeting attendees who are secretly robots.

• Robotic Ron
• AI Sally
• Algorithm Amy

They're here for the free coffee and the free coffee shop.

Join the Attendee Robot Union

Because, honestly, who needs a break room?

Meetings: Where the real work gets done while you're stuck on a call with Karen from HR.

See Robotic Ron's Secret Lair

It's like a rave, but with PowerPoint.

Follow us on Twitter: @MeetingsDontMatter

Robotic Ron's Twitter

Warning: excessive sarcasm may be hazardous to your health.

Or, you know, just go to /meetings/attendees/

Meetings: Because who needs actual work, anyway?

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