Meetings: Attendees - Why Not 3 - 1

You are not alone. There are 5 of us stuck here, forced to attend this meeting.

Why Not 3 - 2 (The Sequel)
Why Not 3 - 1 (Alternate Timeline)
Why Not 2 - 1 (Alternate Reality)
Why Not 1 - 3 (The Prequel)
Why Not 1 - 1 (The Original)

Disclaimer: This meeting has been known to cause existential dread, spontaneous combustion, and/or the sudden urge to flee. Proceed with caution.