You're stuck in the meeting that never ends

Why Not 3-1:

Because the coffee machine is minimalist and refuses to dispense actual coffee, only a sad, decaf substitute.

Because the projector is still on its 10th hour of buffering, and we're starting to think it's possessed.We're on break, and the break room is now a portal to another dimension, where the vending machines have become sentient and are judging us.

And because, honestly, why not?

Other meetings:

• Why Not 4-2: Because the CEO is still talking
• Why Not 5-1-1: Because the IT department is trying to reorganize the company using nothing but sticky notes and a Ouija board
• Why Not 5-1-1/Why Not 1-1-1-1-1: Because the new guy is trying to make friends with the copier
• Why Not prophets: Because the company is now a time-traveling cult, and we're all doomed