Meetings: Attendees: Why Not: 5-1-1: 1-1-1-1-1

Today's Agenda: "Why Not to Attend Meetings"

Present: Bob, John, Jane, and Alice. Absent: Nobody.

Discussion Points:

- The futility of meetings

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- The inevitability of meetings

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- The existential dread of meetings

Why Not 4: 1-1-1-1-4

Unfinished Action Items:

- Call Alice to confirm attendance

NEXT MEETING:

- Same time, same place, same existential dread

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Meeting Adjourned!

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