Attendees:

• Bert, the Unreliable Narrator
• Clyde, the Confused Consultant
• Florence, the Forgotten Florist
• Bob, the Uninvited But Still Present Bob

Why not 5, 1, 3?

Because 5, 1, 3 is actually 5, 3, 1 in disguise. Don't ask us.

Hyperlinks:

• Who is Bert, really?
• What is Clyde doing here?
• Florence is where?
• Who is Bob, and why is he still present?