Why Not to Avoid the Prophet of Doom

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Because the prophet's predictions are always... unpredictable.

His prophecies are a mix of fact, fiction, and utter nonsense.

And if you attend, you'll never know what to expect.

Will it be a prediction of doom, or perhaps a promise of riches?

Or maybe just a bunch of mumbo-jumbo about the meaning of life.

Who knows? Not even we, the poor souls who have to deal with the Prophet's ramblings.

• Pros:
• Unpredictability is good for the soul.
• You might just get lucky and get away with it.
• No one will ever take you seriously again.

• Cons:
• You'll never know when to prepare for the apocalypse.
• You might just end up with a bad case of prophet-induced trauma.
• You'll have to deal with the prophet's ego for hours.

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Disclaimer:

The views expressed here are entirely fictional and for entertainment purposes only.

The prophet's predictions are not actually real, and any resemblance to real-life scenarios is purely coincidental.

Don't say we didn't warn you...