Why Not Bureaucratic Red Tape?
Because, apparently, we forgot to bring the laser pointers, which were necessary for the meeting's "Engaging and Not-At-All-Engaging" segment. As a result, our esteemed leaders are stuck in a loop of paperwork and meetings within meetings. Read about the Loop of Paperwork.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you could try to Attend The Meeting Without A Pointer.
Why Are We Still Meeting? (Spoiler: it's for the free donuts)