Committee of the Doomed

Welcome to the Committee of the Doomed, where our ideas are so bad, we're surprised we didn't get fired.

Idea 3: "Let's make meetings last longer, but with more coffee!"

This idea was proposed by our fearless leader, Bob "The Uninvited" Johnson. It's a bold move, we know. Who needs productivity when you have caffeine-fueled ramblings?

Note: All ideas are subject to approval, disapproval, and eventual dismissal due to lack of progress.