Minutes of Despair, Part 4: The Meeting Where Sanity Died

Present:

• John Doe (Cried himself to sleep)
• Jane Smith (Scribbled her signature randomly)
• Bob Johnson (Brought a stale donut)

Decisions:

• Decided to meet again next week, despite the existential dread.
• Discussed the meaninglessness of life, but forgot the agenda.
• Spent 3 hours discussing whether the copier is on or off.