We gathered 'round the table, a table that had seen better days. The air was thick with incompetence, and the smell of burnt coffee wafted through the air.
John: "I'm telling you, we should just use the old system. It's what we've always done."
Jane: "But John, we've been over this. The old system is a relic of a bygone era. We need to adapt, to innovate."
Jim: "I'm just here for the free donuts."
We debated the merits of the new system, with some of us arguing that it's a waste of resources, others claiming it's a necessary evil. In the end, we decided to table the discussion and adjourn.
As we left the meeting room, we were met with a surprise: a memo from our fearless leader, demanding that we implement the new system, with threats of "repercussions" for non-compliance.
We're still trying to figure out what that means.