Attendee 1: "I brought donuts."
Attendee 2: "No, no, no, we mustn't think like that."
Attendee 2: "You're going to regret that donuts comment."
Attendee 3: 'Let's just take a break and eat all the donuts."
Action Item: Decide on the most excellent donut topping.
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