Attendees
Why Not to Attend Meetings: A Guide by
the creator
of this very important document.
Reasons to Stay Away:
You will be asked to attend meetings that could have been emails.
Your boss will make you watch a 3-hour video about "synergy" and "disruption".
You will be forced to eat stale donuts.
The coffee will be decaf.
Why Bother?:
Free food and drinks might be available (but probably not).
You might meet new people (but they'll probably bore you).
You can use this time to practice your escape artist skills.