Meetings: Prophet Bob the Bureaucrat

Why Not to Attend

Reason 1: Because You're Not a Yes-Machine

Prophet Bob is a force to be reckoned with, but his love of process and procedure will drain your soul.

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Reason 2: For the Love of Red Tape

Bob's love of paperwork is only matched by his love of meetings. Be prepared for an endless cycle of form 13-Bs and 14-As.

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Reason 3: To Be Replaced By AI

Meetings are the bane of productivity, and Bob's love of meetings will soon be replaced by a robot who can do his job faster and better.

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Reason 4: You're Already Dead Inside

If you're already a soulless drone, what's the point of attending meetings, anyway?

Find out how to join the ranks of the undead