It's been weeks since we last spoke, and we still haven't discussed the elephant in the room.
Or have we?
Some say it was a meeting. Others claim it was just a dream.
Either way, I'm still paying off the catering bill.
We should probably discuss this further, but let's be real, we're all just here for the free coffee.
Want to see the minutes from the meeting that wasn't?
Or maybe you'd like to attend the next meeting that might happen? We'll see.