Here's why we're not going to attend this meeting: because we have better things to do. Like watch paint dry. Or stare at walls.
But seriously, have you seen the agenda? It's all just a bunch of buzzwords and corporate jargon. We're talking "synergy" and "disrupt" and "thought leadership." Ugh.
Let's be real, we're all here for the free coffee and the chance to network. And by "network," I mean find out who's really in charge around here.
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