Advanced Avoidance Techniques

Take it to the next level The art of procrastination

Step 1: The Power of the Focused Gaze

Stare intensely at the wall for 20 minutes, 3 times a day. The more you focus, the more you achieve.

Step 2: The Science of Bureaucratic Looping

Call meetings to discuss why you can't attend meetings. Create an endless loop of excuses.

Step 3: The Art of Creative Distraction

Play solitaire while pretending to listen. The more you "work", the more you "learn".

This is the pinnacle of avoidance. You have mastered the art.

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