We are the chosen ones, the masters of meetings. Our power is not to be questioned. We have the power to make you wish you had never answered the phone. Our meetings are not just meetings, they are experiences, journeys through the realms of tedium and boredom.
We use the ancient art of circular reasoning, where every point is valid only if it's not contradicted by any other point. It's a delicate dance of nods, winks, and hand-waving. We've perfected the art of saying nothing while saying everything.
Meet our team of experts in the field of meeting-avoidance. Our team members have spent years honing their skills in the ancient art of doing nothing.
To make meetings more meetings-like, more meetings-heavy, and more meetings-ful. To make the world a more meeting-filled place, where every conversation is a meeting, and every meeting is a conversation. Where every coffee break is a meeting, and every coffee refill is a discussion.