Meeting Avoidance Techniques

Because who doesn't hate meetings?

• Beg for Mercy
• Ghost Your Colleagues
• Book Your Escape
• Turn the Meeting into a Pretzel Tasting

Or, you know, just send a "I'm running late" text and hope for the best.

Frequently Asked Questions

• Q: What if my boss catches me?
• A: Tell him you're allergic to meetings.
• Q: Will I get caught?
• A: Only by the Meeting Overlords.