Meetings: Avoidance Techniques

Meetings are like sand in the gears of productivity. Here are some techniques to help you avoid them:

Technique 1: The Classic "I'm in a Meeting, but Not Really"

Just pretend to be there. Sit quietly, make occasional noises, and nod your head every few minutes.

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Technique 2: The "I'm on a Phone Call, Can't Talk About It"

Claim you're on an urgent call, but really just scroll through memes on your phone.

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Technique 3: The "I'm in the Bathroom, But Not Really"

Lock the door, pretend to be sick, and secretly play video games.

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