Claiming an Illness: The Art of Not Being There
Are you tired of meetings, but don't want to actually do the work?
Do you need a creative excuse to get out of a meeting?
Look no further than claiming an illness! With this technique, you can avoid meetings and still keep your sanity.
Here are some common illnesses you can claim:
- Flu Season (available year-round)
- Back Injury (perfect excuse for any meeting, anywhere)
- Migraine (guaranteed to make you look serious)
- Food Poisoning (great for short meetings, bad for long ones)
- Car Sickness (for meetings that take place in a car)
Remember, the key to a good meeting avoidance technique is to be believable, yet not too believable.
Happy meeting-avoiding!