Welcome to the ultimate guide to avoiding meetings!
Meetings are a necessary evil, but with these expert-level techniques, you can minimize your involvement and maximize your productivity.
Call in sick, but not really.
Use our patented email template to create a convincing excuse and avoid the hassle.
Don't just send a generic "I'm not coming" message. Make it sound like a real illness:
Or, if you want to get a little more creative: