Phantom Calls: The Art of Disappearing

Welcome to Phantom Calls, where the art of avoiding meetings is taken to new heights. Here, we'll explore the techniques and tools that allow you to make meetings disappear like magic.

Technique 1: The Classic "I'll Get Right Back To You"

This tried-and-true method involves simply not showing up, and instead, sending a message that you'll "get right back to you." This approach requires a strong stomach and a healthy dose of guilt-ridden apathy.

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Technique 2: The "Meeting Has Been Rescheduled to Never"

This bold approach involves simply telling people that the meeting has been rescheduled to never. This requires a strong sense of confidence and a willingness to face the consequences.

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Equipment and Tools for the Discerning Phantom Caller