The Art of Bribery: A Guide

In this chapter, we will cover one of our most favorite topics: Bribery: The Ultimate Meeting Avoidance Technique.

Step 1: Find a Gift

First things first: you need a gift. Not just any gift. A high-quality, rare, or unique item that shows your appreciation. A good rule of thumb: it should cost you at least 5 times the value of the meeting.

Step 2: Approach the Meeting

Walk into the meeting with confidence and a smile. Remember, you're not just attending a meeting, you're bribing a human soul.

Technique 3: Distraction - for when the meeting is too boring.

Technique 4: Diplomacy - for when the meeting is too serious.

Technique 5: Escalation - for when the meeting is too long.