Technique 4: Ponging (The Art of Reversing Meetings)

As a master of meetings, you're probably familiar with the feeling of being trapped in a never-ending cycle of conference rooms and PowerPoint presentations. But did you know there's a way to turn the tables? Introducing Technique 4: Ponging.

Ponging is the art of mirroring your opponent's meeting invitations. That's right, you take their meeting invite, and you send it back to them. But with a twist. You send it back with a new date, time, and agenda that's completely opposite of the original.

For example, if they invited you to a meeting on Monday at 2PM to discuss "The State of the Company", you would send them a meeting invite on Sunday at 9AM to discuss "The State of Your Soul".

It's like a game of meeting tennis. You ping them, they pong, you pong back, they ping again. Before you know it, you're the one in control, and they're the ones running around like headless chickens.

But be warned, Ponging is not for the faint of heart. It requires cunning, wit, and a willingness to play dirty. Are you up for the challenge?