THE GREAT MEETING PROTOCOL
Article I: The Basics
Meetings are the bane of human existence.
- Must be scheduled at least 24 hours in advance.
- May not exceed 2 hours in length.
- No meetings during prime time (19:00-21:00).
- Must be conducted in a well-ventilated area.
Article II: The Agenda
Agendas are the lifeblood of meetings.
- Must include at least 3 bullet points.
- May not be longer than 2 pages.
- Must include a section for "Other Business" (but this is just a formality).